sentient pomegranate

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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charlesoberonn

“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”

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“But I like both old and new songs”

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“I also like polka?”

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kylebobbergman

This man is a treasure.

charlesoberonn

Weird Al:

1. Is very cautious about the effect of his works, apologizing whenever he does something even a tiny bit offensive on accident.

2. Asks for permission from the creators of the songs he parodies, even though he legally doesn’t have to.

madlori

3.  Is a straight-up genius; he skipped two grades and graduated at 16 the valedictorian of his class.  He went to CalTech.

4.  Is often upset by the fact that any parody of any song is usually mistakenly attributed to him, espeically the dirty ones because he’s careful to keep his music safe for all ages.

5.  Is a genuine A+ human being, 10/10 would recommend.

joyeuse-noelle

6. Is everyone’s goofy uncle.

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Source: charlesoberonn
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- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing
- Blendo was so strong and...
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That sounds about right for Mythbusters.

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mickeydraws

- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing
- Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title
- they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason.
- copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart
- Blendo is in the robot hall of fame
- Blendo is too strong and powerful

oatmealartistry

OOOOH POWERFUL BOT.

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